E-Town E-Now 1
(This is the first new report for the game of the Sprawl that I'm running)
Nokea announced today that they were shutting down their internal security wing and contracting all their duties to KravOS. The changeover was effective immediately from the announcement on Noweb. A spokesbot for Nokea said that the partnership would allow Nokea to concentrate on their core businesses of research and design, while taking advantage of the expertise and efficiency of KravOS. When asked by @fenr1s what prompted the changeover, the spokebot spewed the following: All outstanding debts will now be collected by KravOS.
KravOS is a security firm that formed during the Lever-Heinz War, with personnel from former military and state-sec organisations. They have partnerships with Armani Beretta, LG, and the Vatican Bank. The partnership with Nokea is expected to bolster their communications and cybertech, while providing the latest smart weapons to their personnel.
The partnership was denounced as a farce by the majority of E-sons, one of whom posted that perhaps Nokea should put KravOS in charge of writing a new theme song as well. The user was soon spam-bombed by probable Nodrones and the E-Boards were offline for two minutes as the forum war heated up, but service was quickly restored. Meanwhile Noweb was inundated with smam for a record seven minutes, the longest disruption since the formation of Nokea.
Nokea announced today that they were shutting down their internal security wing and contracting all their duties to KravOS. The changeover was effective immediately from the announcement on Noweb. A spokesbot for Nokea said that the partnership would allow Nokea to concentrate on their core businesses of research and design, while taking advantage of the expertise and efficiency of KravOS. When asked by @fenr1s what prompted the changeover, the spokebot spewed the following: All outstanding debts will now be collected by KravOS.
KravOS is a security firm that formed during the Lever-Heinz War, with personnel from former military and state-sec organisations. They have partnerships with Armani Beretta, LG, and the Vatican Bank. The partnership with Nokea is expected to bolster their communications and cybertech, while providing the latest smart weapons to their personnel.
The partnership was denounced as a farce by the majority of E-sons, one of whom posted that perhaps Nokea should put KravOS in charge of writing a new theme song as well. The user was soon spam-bombed by probable Nodrones and the E-Boards were offline for two minutes as the forum war heated up, but service was quickly restored. Meanwhile Noweb was inundated with smam for a record seven minutes, the longest disruption since the formation of Nokea.
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